dock your boats at the marina

This is why I'm going to be a millionaire one day.  I'm going to have one of these boats, sail along the channel to and from the mainland and moor my boat here at the Dover Marina while I catch an Earl Grey and cucumber sandwich under the shade of the cliffs.

To quote Pharaoh Ramses II, '..so let it be written.  So let it be done.'


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